Artists We Like

KOMPRESSOR IN ACTION - Crush and fear?

Jaque Mate - Huge in Israel.

Gossamer - Musical dungeons & dragons.

Mrs. Children - Shitty music and bad poetry.

Devilcake - Satanic metal about food.

Stainless Mind - Sexually frustrated.

BT and the Crackheads - The Julia Mix is GENIUS.

Trapper John - Trapper not worth keeping.

John Mayer - No talent ass-clown. We can outplay him.

X-Rated Cowboys - We can outplay these guys.

OAR (....of a revolution.) - Have I mentioned we can outplay them?

Red Wanting Blue - A band we can outplay.

Dave Matthews Band - Talentless hack. Outplayed.

Pretty Mighty Mighty - They wish they were as good as Rush.

Scott Gorsuch - We can outplay him. He is impotent.

COLDPLAY - We can outplay them.

The Beatles - Interviews - Hacks? Either way we outplay them.

Outrageous Orange - Hacks. Overrated. Overhyped. Under God.

Templeton - Who gives a rat's ass? (Get it?)

Vanessa Carlton - We like her music. To poop on.

Wigglepussy, Indiana - Real creative musicians... Eat my ass.

Miranda Sound - We outplayed them... September 13, 2002.

A Planet For Texas - Have you listened to Schoolbus of Doom?

Twin Cam - We hate Twin Cam.

Scotty Boombox - Techno is stupid.

Velveteens - Velvet suck it.

The Susans - All your haircut are belong to us.

Lollipop Factory - Just a two word review: shit sandwich.

silencio - Try Shitfaced Gatekeeper instead.

Anal Roberts Community Service Project - Close call, but still outplayed.

The Bacon Brothers - I liked them better in Tremors.

Ryan Grove - Totally eats Dave Matthew's ass.

Underhero - Lots of man love to be had here.

Queens Of The Stone Age - We could take these guys in a fight.

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