"Trapped In Cabaret!" genre: Musicals/Broadway
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	Lyrics The curtain draws To warm applause The music starts to play When Goddess-like Into the mic She sings the night away A Gershwin song Sung really wrong She's sharp, but that's okay It's just another night Trapped! In cabaret A cover charge That's way too large That's the price you pay To down at least Two drink a piece Hell, they're mostly ice anyway When the singer wails It's like fingernails On a chalkboard, but that's okay It's just another night Trapped! In cabaret So many Broadway tunes to sing And yet it seems That every hack Butchers songs from CATS It's enough to make you scream A cockroach zooms 'Round the empty room You can't believe you stayed So you pay your bill Though your lungs are filled With tobacco smoke and Raid You've suffered through A singer whose Pitch has gone astray It's just another night Trapped! In cabaret Another show Several steps below Your seventh grade class play! You've spent forty bucks On a show that sucks That's okay You're just trapped In cabaret.

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