"Shy One Chromosome" genre: Musicals/Broadway
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	MP3.COM MUSICALS/BROADWAY CHARTS in North America, United Kingdom, France, Spain, Germany, Italy and Japan: #3 ON OCTOBER 11, 2003*****#2 ON JULY 28, 2003*****TOP 5 SONG IN JUNE 2003*****#3 ON APRIL 28, 2003*****An anthem dedicated to all of us who dream the impossible dream.
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	Story Behind the Song The centerpiece song from the new hit musical, 'Asian Sings The Blues.' "A real eyebrow raiser from the comic genius known as 'Asian Sings the Blues.' With roots in musical comedy/cabaret, Fiely A. Matias stretches subject matter to an all-time comic high with 'Shy One Chromosome.' As always, his strong yet gentle stage vocals convey a song that's as funny as anything in his repertoire and as sharp as a surgeon's knife."~RADIO STONEWALL Lyrics I just wanna grow breasts I'd like my hair up in curls Give me cramps five days a month so I can bitch like the rest of the girls I'd buy a box of OB If I had a place they could go Want the urge to sit through a Costner flick even though I know it'll blow I'm shy one chromosome From being hooked on Lifetime TV Still I pray for a push-up bra And a rack like Pamela Lee I yearn for child-bearing hips Equipped with swivel and swish Before I die -- God, grant me this wish I had: Full collagen lips And a surgically altered button nose In this world where girls are just a scalpel away I'm still a man and I guess that's the way that it goes I'm shy one chromosome From being crowned Miss USA Still I pine for long silky legs so I can squat above a bidet I just wanna be free To become a voluptuous dish Before I'm gone -- God, grant me this wish Someday: To grow old, hot flashes and all I wanna watch my chest sink to my knees In my dreams I'm busty yet petite So, God -- if you're there Hear my prayer Pretty please.

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