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MP3.COM MUSICALS/BROADWAY CHARTS in North America, United Kingdom, France, Spain, Germany, Italy and Japan: #3 ON OCTOBER 11, 2003*****#2 ON JULY 28, 2003*****TOP 5 SONG IN JUNE 2003*****#3 ON APRIL 28, 2003*****An anthem dedicated to all of us who dream the impossible dream. | MP3.com CD: Asian Sings The Blues - buy it! MP3.com CD: Trapped In Cabaret! - buy it! MP3.com CD: Asian Sings The Blues 2003 - buy it! MP3.com CD: OOPS GUYS - An Asian Sings - buy it!
CD: Asian Sings The Blues 2003
Label: Independently produced
Credits: Vocal: Fiely A. Matias |
Story Behind the Song
The centerpiece song from the new hit musical, 'Asian Sings The Blues.' "A real eyebrow raiser from the comic genius known as 'Asian Sings the Blues.' With roots in musical comedy/cabaret, Fiely A. Matias stretches subject matter to an all-time comic high with 'Shy One Chromosome.' As always, his strong yet gentle stage vocals convey a song that's as funny as anything in his repertoire and as sharp as a surgeon's knife."~RADIO STONEWALL
Lyrics
I just wanna grow breasts
I'd like my hair up in curls
Give me cramps five days a month so I
can bitch like the rest of the girls
I'd buy a box of OB
If I had a place they could go
Want the urge to sit through a Costner flick
even though I know it'll blow
I'm shy one chromosome
From being hooked on Lifetime TV
Still I pray for a push-up bra
And a rack like Pamela Lee
I yearn for child-bearing hips
Equipped with swivel and swish
Before I die -- God, grant me this wish
I had:
Full collagen lips
And a surgically altered button nose
In this world where girls are just a scalpel away
I'm still a man and I guess that's the way that it goes
I'm shy one chromosome
From being crowned Miss USA
Still I pine for long silky legs
so I can squat above a bidet
I just wanna be free
To become a voluptuous dish
Before I'm gone -- God, grant me this wish
Someday:
To grow old, hot flashes and all
I wanna watch my chest sink to my knees
In my dreams I'm busty yet petite
So, God -- if you're there
Hear my prayer
Pretty please.
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