"Romantic Entanglement Bullsh*t - HK"  Parental Advisory genre: AAA/Adult Alternative
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	like most romantic entanglements, a big fat mess ...18 months of bliss, condensed into seven-and-a-half minutes of black comedy. My pain, your laffs!
	Credits: Written by R. Millett, performed by Helen Killer, recorded and produced by Mark Jagger/DeathraySanta666
	Story Behind the Song ROmantic Entanglement Bullshit - Copyright 2000 Robb Millett This song was inspired by the Frank Zappa tunes "The Dangerous Kitchen", and "The Jazz Discharge Party Hats" off of "The Man from Utopia" listen to those and you'll see what I mean. of course, it's not nearly as over-rehearsed as his bands songs were, Romantic Entanglement Bullshit is really more of a jam, and I wrote it as a song that would only ever be performed live, never recorded in a studio. the subject matter is, obviously, a romantic entanglement I was involved in during '98 and '99... Lyrics Romantic Entanglement Bullshit... A typical story of boy meets girl, a tragicomic event if there ever was one. but the telling of the tale is a laugh so listen up. Girl Meets Boy, they exchange e-mails, they wind up actually dating, beyond all good sense ignoring the evidence that it's doomed from the beginning I mean like, he's married. so what the fuck is he thinking about like he is available or anything, she knows he's married, and jumps right off the cliff of bad judgement, both feet. She tells herself, oh, it'll work out. as long as we keep it both fun and simple And Soon, they are making big cow eyes at each other, and rolling around in the big sticky mess of Romantic Entanglement Bullshit Some Time goes by they're all caught up in this shared hallucination in fact, they're both enjoying the hell out of it weekends away Surprise visits Lunch every Wednesday, and shagging so much they're both chafed and sore. More time goes by He starts to think she's the ONE in all bold Caps the ONE, the love of my life forever She starts to think... Well who the fuck knows what she's thinking I mean I, no I mean, He can't fucking read minds and subsequent events sort of prove that I, No, I mean he, had about as much a clue as that chair over there, and he took that clue and he shoved it right up his ass because he figured that was a nice, safe place too keep such a precious thing and then it would not get lost or whatever. good thing it was a tiny clue or it would have hurt to sit down. but in hindsight it's easy to see it was just bad gas caused by a steady diet of Romantic Entanglement Bullshit Now some of you might be saying especially you ladies Oh my, he's really so bitter but that's not the case Actually, he's more like a little salty and maybe sweet... But I think you'd really have to ask her 'cause she's the one who'd know Don't you think? and anyway I can't, no I mean HE can't fucking bend over that far and why the fuck would I want to find out anyway, You Know what I mean, GROSS! I aint into guys, ptui! all that I can say after thinking about it is Hats off to you ladies, and all... Meanwhile, back to the tragedy eventually after enough of her friends advice she finally wised up and bailed over the course of several weeks by phone and e-mail showering him with creative excuses: I'm going to a show with Dawn I have to work late at Odyssey My roomate just got fired and I have to be there for her I m going to a show with Dawn ...right I have to work late at Odyssey ...uh huh! Kelly is having guy problems and Im going to meet her for dinner .. to commiserate He thought that one was particularly creative... and telling... After enough enough of this bullshit finally pulls the clue out of his ass and reads it, only to find that the words She'll stay with me forever have been crossed out, and it now reads She's ditching you, you stupid fuck and he sits there stupidly wondering how the fuck she got up his ass with a black magic marker... I must have been blinded by love! Don't you think? And anyway, at least he got his leather jacket back, and figured out later that she'd dumped him for some other guy, who fairly pukes the words I LOVE YOU all over her...and is likely NOT married Probably, a big plus! But now the problem is that he pukes too all over himself... every time he steps in, or gets a whiff of, or stands real close to, or is threatened by, or experiences a near miss with the big ugly mess that is Romantic Entanglement Bullshit

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