Story Behind the Song
There's just too much "bullcrap" in eMail.
This song was created for the
"world@your.pc" TV program.
It was created on Acid Music,
using drum & bass loops.
Additional guitar riffs were performed
by Jim Donnelly
Lyrics
Bill Gates and Disney formed a partnership,
thirteen thousand folks goin'
on a Disney Trip.
They call it eMail Tracking,
but don't fall for that one.
There's no Walt Disney Junior,
old Walt never even had a son.
Beware pretty women in bars,
giving you the wink.
Don't take her to your hotel room,
for a little drink,
she'll slip you a mickey,
instead of some huggin' and some kissin',
you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice,
with your kidneys missing.
Don't believe what you read...
Don't believe what you read...
Don't believe what you read
in any eMail at all.
I've seen more truth on a
Public Restroom wall.
Through rain or snow or slush or sleet
or even hail.
The Post Office doesn't want a nickel
for every single eMail.
And nobody ever died from lickin'
an ATM envelope.
That was an episode of Seinfeld,
don't be such a big dope.
Forwarding eMail will never help
a child that's dyin',
or get your free stuff
from Bath & Body or The Gap
They're always lyin'
and I'm not afraid of any
toilet spiders in the stall,
and there ain't no snakes in the
Burger King or MagDonald's ball crawl.
CHORUS
These stories are incredible, unbelievable!
Who makes up this stuff, anyway?
People can be so gullible...
The #90 scam doesn't work on home phones
experts agree,
and no man on the moon ever said the words:
"Good Luck Mr. Gorsky",
and nobody's selling knockout perfume
in a mall parking lot,
and gang guys are waiting under your car
to slash your ankles. Not!!!
No cookie recipe is worth 200 bucks,
no matter how good it taste-es,
and no burglars took pictures with
tooth brushes stuck in interesting places.
Water problems caused by Super Bowl halftime
flushing is jive,
and computer departments will never say
"a virus will eat your hard drive".
CHORUS
I just sent a five-dollar bill to
four different people...
I'm gonna get rich!!!!
T-YA!
If you get a serious warning by eMail,
and it's not on CNN or even Fox News,
forget about it!
Any eMail that says: "This is not a hoax"...
It's a hoax.
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