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Hello. I would like to tell you a story. I was driving in my car one day, and I ran over a rabbit. So I slammed on my brakes and got out of my car. I went over to the rabbit and said "Hey, rabbit. You dead?" and he said "Yes." so I said "Oh, sorry." and he said "No problem." So I got back in my car and continued driving. But then I started to feel bad about the rabbit, so I turned around and drove in the opposite direction. But when the rabbit got in view I sped up, because I forgot all about caring for it, and I squashed it some more! Then I was driving really fast, and all of a sudden a tree jumped out in front of me (those trees can be pretty sneaky sometimes) and I slammed into the tree and flew through the windshield, because I did not buckle my safety belt properly. I flew through the windshield, and through some other large glass window, and I landed in some family's dining room while they were eating. So I got up and said "Hello. I guess you want me to paint that chair now." and the papa got up and said "No boy! what the hell are you talking about?! You're drunk!" and I said "No I'm not." and he smacked me. He smacked me so hard I could feel it in my toes, which was very strange because my feet were numb at the time. And I said "Ow! You hit me so hard I can feel it in my toes, which is very strange because my feet are numb right now." Then I ran away because he went upstairs to get his shotgun. I got back in my car and started driving, and I ran over a rabbit. But, this is the guy!
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