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Narrator: Suddenly, all the years of self control disintegrate, and the man breaks down, and cries out, Are there any eligible young women here who want to FUCK me??!!!?! And so it begins.
Let there be hooch!
Im tired of jacking off on all my pictures of you
Im going to get you drunk and youre going to eat my goo!
If you dont participate, Ill just find another whore
And then youll get jealous, so you might as well let me score!
Let there be hooch!
All the girls at work are trying to get raped!
I might as well oblige them; Ill spoo in their mouths agape!
Ill let them take turns riding my merry-go-spooge
And when theyre done, Ill nail their moms, neuge!
Let there be hooch!
Narrator: And after the man cried out, all the women ran away. Several called the cops, and he went to jail. Now hes in the hole for every sicko there is. It might not have happened the way he planned, but hes finally getting fucked. And the jailbirds cried out, Let there be hooch!
Women cant get enough of my giant throbbing prong
They wish Id give it to them, their whole lives long
Ill pork their tits and cunts, and if theyre lucky Ill cum in their mouths!
But Ill never fuck their asses, because thats just sick!
Let there be hooch!
I want hooch, gonna pooch the hooch
Shes not hooch if she looks like a pooch
I want hooch, gonna pooch the hooch
Shes not hooch if she looks like a pooch
Let there be hooch!
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