"Better Off Dead"  Parental Advisory genre: Reggae
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	A tribute to Dorothy Parker
	CD: So Much More   Label: Benchwarrant Credits: Vocals: Rebecca Bolluyt, Arrangement: Louie Fleck
	Story Behind the Song There's so much angst and complaining. Let's not take ourselves so seriously! This is another demo version of a song on the "So Much More" CD coming at you soon! Lyrics I will never win the lottery, Bad luck would be my only friend Not only am I fat and ugly But, Ill never get laid again I was dropped when I was a baby Paint chips was my favorite snack My I.Q. is below sub normal There are so many things that I lack My pimples erupt constantly My hair is falling out Ive even got housatosis What is there to be happy about? No hat will fit correctly On my weird misshapen head I guess theres not too much to live for So I would be better off dead (chorus) Id be better off dead (better off dead) Id be better off dead (better off dead) Step off the misery Merry-Go-Round Be dead and buried and in the ground Anyway, Its like I said Id be better off dead When I was conceived, my father cried When I was born my mother died A life like this has got to be a mistake Pray for the day when I wont wake Its been made quite clear to me Ive got a lethal personality Have you seen me limp?, I can barely stand Cmon everybody, aint life grand? The doctor said Im sterile I never have any good dreams The cancer has begun to spread It is as bad as it seems Every trick I know is plastered Every itch I know is a slag My cat prefers the hallway Cause I am a mother flocking drag (chorus) Id be better off dead (better off dead) Id be better off dead (better off dead) Step off the misery Merry-Go-Round Be dead and buried and in the ground Anyway, Its like I said Id be better off dead When I know that the moment is ripe, I might take a long drag from the old gas pipe, I could prove to you that Im not so dull Put a bullet through my massive skull Make a date with the street below Take the express through an open window From the afterworld I may have to gloat, If I pour a can of Drano down my throat My welcome has been overstayed, I could have some bloody fun with a razor blade If I want to give somebody a laugh I could make some toast while I take a hot bath Spare the world of my agony Tie my neck to the nearest tree Or run in front of a speeding van, or you could help me come up with a better plan You could help me come up with a better plan Help me come up with a better plan (life affirming Ska jam) Every pick I know is a master Every witch I know is a slag My cat prefers the hallway Cause I am a mother flocking drag (chorus) Id be better off dead (better off dead) Id be better off dead (better off dead) Step off the misery Merry-Go-Round Be dead and buried and in the ground Anyway, Its like I said

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