Lyrics
Its tough on the streets when you grow up black
You always gotta watch your back Drive bys, suckas sellin dope
I wouldnt know Im as fuckin white as snow
Im from the suburbs, went to catholic church
Made the team cos my dad was the coach - ewe, that hurts
I tried to hang with the bros but I just didnt mix
So I got the idea to start a band with other white dicks
We took our show to the local record co They said thats pretty good but why not give this a go
They put on some really funky jive with an African twist and an urban overdrive
We said Hey, what is that stuff? They said We dont know either, but the kids, they eat it up
We started rappin, yea, we hit the road People were laughin, but the money, it overflowed
The idea was to score just big enough to one day then do our original stuff
BUT
We realized it was easier to steal from another culture than to keep ourselves real
I dont know why anybody would buy
Something they could get from a thousand other guys
But just as long as this shitll sell Ill give you rap thats as white as hell
Im a white boy Im so fuckin white
You can see me coming a mile away in the dead of night
Yo B I got something to say
Straight from the suburbs - East of LA
All my homies theyre all white too and shit Its really a drag to try and rap about it
So I create an alter ego that drives an Eldorado
And bumps at the stop lights next to the Chicanos
I like to rap but Im so damn white my friends say its an uphill fight
But I rap anyway cos I like the scene and let me tell ya the suburbs aint all that clean
We got malls and Im here to report
That no ones really safe sitting in the food court
Security guards always on the beat
To sneak into the movies ya have to be fast on your feet
I gotta be different, I gotta be the freak I bought an earring and stuck it through my ass cheeks
I steal my money though my parents give me cash I say why be white when you can be white trash
Im a white boy Im so fuckin white
You can see me coming a mile away in the dead of night
Yo B I got something to say
Straight from the suburbs - East of LA
So you say white rap is gay But the record companies they back us up all the way
They dress us up like we just walked out of jail
We cover our bodies with tattoos so we dont look so pale
But mostly things are pretty good We dont really have to live in a bad neighborhood
Bitches to my left, bitches to my right
I guess they think cos I act black that I can do it all night
And if I do, yea Ill surely brag Ill make sure that everyone knows that Im not a fag
The problem is Im not the real thing All I ever wanted to do was sing
So Im contrived and Im not real pretty But Im gonna bring white rap to your city
Im a white boy Im so fuckin white
You can see me coming a mile away in the dead of night
Yo B I got something to say
Straight from the suburbs - East of LA
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