"Won't You Please (Have Sex With Me?)"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	A well produced epic that takes us all back to the year 1984 where synth pop and 80s rock were in the mainstream! This is the story of a young man as he pleads for the love of his life to... well, um... ya know, do it!
	Label: Maquiladora Records Credits: Lyrics: D. Reilly; Music: M. Sitarski, G. Miller
	Lyrics (spoken) Girl... you know you've always been the apple of my eye. And when I look at you, it's like I'm looking at some... beautiful... thing... in, like... an ocean or something. I can never think of anybody else but you, because... you really look like that chick from Road Rules. You look like that chick from Road Rules... oh, but, uh, anyway... lemme get to the point, I mean... we've known each other for a while now, and, uh, you sit right behind me in algebra class, and, uh, I hear you're kind of a slut and stuff... I know you you're not my girlfriend, but WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME? (singing) I'm alone I'm so empty It's like I got something missing inside But you got What I'm missing It's in your pants... it's your lovin'! I see you In my dreams And you're naked... you're so naked... We'll live together I'll be yours forever Cause you look great in leather Won't you please have sex with me? I have to prove That I'm not gay And I'm pretty sure that this'll do the trick And if you Cannot love me Just remember that I know where you live. By the way... I am horny... But I'm not very picky, no... We'll live together I'll be yours forever Cause you look great in leather Won't you please have sex with me? In my van There's a mattress It is broken and it smells like pee. Do you think That I'm sexy? Won't you please Touch my penis? One more thing Do you think that Maybe you could find a date for my friend... please? We'll live together I'll be yours forever Cause you look great in leather Won't you please have sex with me? (guitar solo) We'll live together I'll be yours forever Cause you look great in leather Won't you please have sex with me? Please?

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