"Nobel" genre: Alternative Country
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	Why ain't there a nobel prize for two day hangovers?
	CD: Shit Howdy   Label: Deterrent Industries Credits: Darth Brooks
	Story Behind the Song Just asking for some credit where it's due. . . Lyrics Who cares about neutrinos,When I can't afford to eat at Binos?If they're so good at chemistry,Why can't they make some crank for me?Giddeup, giddeup, giddeup...Why ain't there a nobel prize for,...sucker punches and cross checks?...five finger discounts?...demolition derbies?...two day hang-overs?...scotch whisky?...death metal?...meth labs?...dink hats?...getting fired?...being lazy?...chain smoking?If they're so good at biology,Why can't they make a money tree?Why are all these scientists so bent on cloning sheep?They all a bunch of sexual freaks?Giddeup, giddeup, giddeup...[Interlude, banter, etc.]Why ain't there a nobel prize for,...bad credit?...muff diving?...cheap flash and jail tatoos?...stink palming?...pornography?...trench coats and semi-automatics?

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