"Dedicated to the Carpet" genre: Satire
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	Utter silliness, a song about how many things you can do to ruin a carpet, written from the point of view of a little girl telling on her older brothers.
	CD: Soap Scum Credits: Written by Sandy Beckstead and Mary Beth Magallanes
	Story Behind the Song The first song written as a band, if I recall the ORGAN DONORS band name wasn't even thought up yet at the time. We had barely even started learning how to play our respective instruments, which is why it's so wacky. It was a very hot day and Sandy came up with the idea. We thought we would blow a fuse with two amps and an air conditioner, thankfully, we did not. This particular version was recorded in Seattle without Lisa. Lyrics REPEATED PART: Fresh and blue, brand new And we all knew that you weren't Stain Resistant Mommy! Jimmy just got back from a concert And he's walking all over the carpet With his muddy, bloody, Doc Martens That's okay! That's okay, that's okay (2x) We got a heavy duty vacuum And that's okay Mommy! Billy just drank some Clorox Kool-Aid And he's hurling chunks all over the carpet! That's okay! That's okay, that's okay (2x) We got the carpet cleaner's comin' And that's okay Mommy! Mommy! MOOOOOOOOM! REPEATED PART Mommy! Jimmy just drove your car through the living room wall And he's burning rubber all over the carpet! That's okay! That's okay, that's okay (2x) We got a 3-year warranty And that's okay Mommy! Tommy just split his head open Doing somersaults down the stairs and he's Gushing blood all over the carpet! That's okay! That's okay, that's okay (2x) We've got lots of carpet cleaner And that's okay Mommy! I just spilt a drop of water on the carpet You WHAT?!?! Repeated part

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