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    "Chester"genre: Funk
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    Song about one of our neighborhood heros.
    CD: Chester: Greatest Hits Volume 2   Label: BUTT Records
    Credits: Brain, Da DAWG, Saltneat-O, Pener 1

    Story Behind the Song
    A song written by Saltneat-O and Brain a long time ago.

    Lyrics
    Humina Bumina Stumina Bumina Humina Bumina Stuh!

    Chester's the bomb, but not to bright.
    His car goes so slow he's never out of site.
    His cars have gone from black to white to gray.
    He tries to pick up boys, that's why we call him gay.
    To be in cognito he buys different cars.
    Pickin' up kids with his candy cigars.
    A cigar in his mouth and a cap on top,
    he tried to pick up me so I gave him the HONG KONG PHOOEY CHOP!!

    Even on the highway he goes 5mph.
    Can't go any faster, foot don't have the power.
    With his hands movin' up and down,
    he tries to pick up kids but they always turn him down.
    Chilin' at Long John's playin' with his can.
    Singin' ol' song yellin' for his cat, Sam.
    Gets kids attention ny singin' a humina song.
    They don't care, he doesn't have a schlong.

    -Now this is what some of you call a butt, I call a booty,
    come on Saltneat-O, play it for the ladies!!

    Sometimes at the Quick Mart readin' his paper.
    Can't leave yo' sister there Chester'll try and rape her.
    Chester is a molester and he's from North View.
    Hes comin' to your town lookin' for YOU!!

    Rain drops are fallin' on your head
    B-deeh B-deeh B-deeh B-deeh B-daah
    Chester I love you!!

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