"Cosmo Says We Don't" genre: New Country
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	A fun, uptempo satire about relationships
	Credits: The lyrics were written by myself. The demo was produced by ScullSound
	Story Behind the Song This song was inspired by a friend of mine who said that if his wife really paid attention to what magazines said they would never have gotten married. They've been married for 12 years and counting. Lyrics Cosmo Says We Dont c 2000 John Schmidt When I came home this evenin' I heard her cryin' through the door I walked in and found her Magazine on the floor She said that I would leave her And that I ain't no good I told her I'd never She said Cosmo said I would Chorus: I'm gonna cancel her subscription To that damn magazine Cause since she started readin' it She wants Cruise instead of me She told me all that's wrong And I said I'd take a note I thought we made the perfect pair But Cosmo says we don't Howm I supposed to argue It says so right there In that quiz on how to make love While not messin' up your hair Now she's packin' up her bags Sayin Im insensitive But I still don't even know What the hell it is I did Repeat Chorus Now I'm sittin' on this bedroom floor All alone it never fails Readin' up on why she left me And learnin' to do my nails Repeat Chorus Oh I thought we made the perfect pair But Cosmo says we don't (x3) Thanks a lot Cosmo

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