"Instant Pussy!" genre: Acoustic
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	This song has kind of a Hot Rod Lincoln meets The Violent Femmes meets an acoustic Motorhead with a little Beverly Hillbillies (as in the Jethro/Jethrine episodes...wacky!)feel to it. It's based on a pretty damn funny true story.
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	Story Behind the Song A friend of mine told me the story of Instant Pussy and it was so hilarious, I had to write a song about it. When my friend was young (around 12), he went camping with his family in North Carolina. He and his brother went into a gas station bathroom and on the wall next to the trojan machine was a novelty/sex oriented gag vending machine. One of the choices was Instant Pussy. Well he decided to by the Instant Pussy. He and his brother proceeded to run back to camp to check it out. His parents (both of whom worked in the arts...and liberal to boot) heard wind of what they had and the next thing you know the whole family had gathered to witness the Instant Pussy together. They followed the directions, added water to what appeared to be something the size of a couple quarters, and before there eyes, it grew into a cat shaped sponge...Instant Pussy Lyrics VERSE 1 ICAN'T BELEIVE, IT WAS RIGHT ON THE WALL, LOOKING FOR A WINNER I CAN'T HAVE THEM ALL, THEN IT CAME CLEAR, WHAT CHOICE TO MAKE, I PUT MY MONEY IN, I COULD HARDLY WAIT. CHORUS INSTANT PUSSY, YEAH I'M BUYING, INSTANT PUSSY, PUT IT IN MY HAND, INSTANT PUSSY, ADD SOME WATER, INSTANT PUSSY, IT'S ALL GOOD MAN. VERSE 2 RUNNING BACK TO THE WOODS, WHERE WE CAMPED LAST NIGHT, I TOLD MY BROTHER, HEY MAN, OUR FUTURE'S LOOKING BRIGHT, FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS, I SAID I'M GOING IN, MOM SHOWED UP, CALLED FOR DAD, QUALITY TIME BEGINS. CHORUS, VERSE 3 AE WE POURED THE WATER, IT CAME INTO VIEW, IT KIND OF TOOK A SHAPE, THAT I SORT OF KNEW, AS IT GREW BIGGER, THE DEAL CAME CLEAR, THIS KITTY WAS JUST THAT, MOM JUST SAID OH DEAR. CHORUS

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