"How to Have Sex"  Parental Advisory genre: Pop Vocals
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	A song about safe sex by one of its "inventors." "...a shining, cathartic tune that manages to make light of a terrible situation, yet without diminishing its seriousness in the least...a fabulous pastiche of styles: jerky, new-wavish, synth-pop with hints of disco and fifties doo-wop. Or is it early sixties girl-group? It's hard to be sure exactly what Callen had in mind. Nor does it really matter. It all FITS...A fantastic piece of work that is amusingly serious and seriously amusing." --Wayne Studer in ROCK ON THE WILD SIDE: Gay Male Images in Popular Music of the Rock Era
	CD: Purple Heart   Label: Significant Other Records Credits: Words & music by Michael Callen Tops and Bottoms Music (BMI) Vocals: Michael Callen Synths: Elliot Sololov, Michael Callen
	Lyrics HOW TO HAVE SEX by Michael Callen Tops and Bottoms Music (BMI) There across a crowded room Stood the man of my dreams He was a long and lean mean sex machine packed in tight 501 jeans Ooooh, he looked me over From my head down to my shoes Then he said ``Sorry, boy, but where you been? Ain't you heard the news?'' He said ``Oh, no, I'm not crazy, I don't take no chance I don't kiss, I just reminisce And I keep it in my pants'' Oh, I'm goin' crazy Will someone tell me what's a poor boy to do? They say I can't do this and I can't do that Oh, I'm soooo confused Can't it be like the fantasy? Can't it be like it used to be? Can't it be like the fantasy? How to have sex in an epidemic Without getting caught up in polemic Home alone, late at night Takin' matters into my own hands Lay back, relax, betamax playin' those ``Boys in the Sand'' Achin', Shakin' Just a-lookin' for a little release When in burst the P.C. (Politically Correct) Safe Sex and Thought Police ``Stop right there! We've come to put you to the test You'd better call your lawyer, boy, you're under house arrest'' REPEAT CHORUS Oh, I miss the '70's Things seemed so simple then So many men, so little time Ah, I remember when Where will it end my friends? Can you tell me? Who can say? When what is safe and what is not Changes day by day Got a lemon? Learn to make some lemonAID Use a rubber, find a lover in time you will discover It's OK to get laid REPEAT CHORUS How to have sex How to have sex How to have sex Notes

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