Story Behind the Song
Written in 45 minutes after reading the Ken Starr report
Lyrics
The Bill Clinton Song
by, Jeff Miller
Bill Clinton, he don't give a fuck
When he's on the phone, his dick gets sucked
Bill Clinton, President of the United States
His office hours are 9 to 5
But his interns are workin' from 6 to 9
Bill Clinton, elected by you and me, unfortunately
CHORUS:
Bill Clinton's brand new policy
Is that his pussy gets paid for by you and me
If you want to make a pledge, call this number:
1-800 Clinton's Lumber
Clinton he's a real porn star
And he works his magic with a Cuban cigar
So get down on your knees
If you're Monica Lewinsky
Verse 2:
Ken Starr, really pissed Bill off
Cause now he can't get no teenage muff
Bill Clinton, our horny old commander in chief
You know Bill likes to walk around
With his pecker out and his zipper down
Bill Clinton, he's permanently hard and round
Repeat Chorus
Verse 3:
Hillary, you know she's a whore
She's probably out bangin' that old Al Gore
While Bill has got his pants down around his knees
Beggin' Please
Monica's wearin' that brand new dress
Cause she never did think he'd make such a mess
Bill Clinton, our draft-dodgin' president.
Repeat Chorus ad nauseum.
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