Story Behind the Song
I had a girlfriend in high school for almost
three years. Halfway through the second
year I found out from a gas station attendant
that my GF was getting it on with multiple
cowboys in a nearby town. It was bad enough
that they were coybows, but in a beach town?
Anyways, this song knocks on carpindaria, I
probably spelled it wrong, but i really
don't care, as the song depicts!
Lyrics
Wanna-be cowboys, wearing their silly hats,
cruzing round, in a pickup truck, on Linden
Ave. Tean-age sluts, drinking their, free
beer, wearing almost nothing at all, on a
warm summer night, somebody has to, say these
words, might as well, be me, cuz I, I hate...
Carpindaria, and I hate, linden ave, and I
hate everything, that goes with it.
loon point and the high school too,
man whats there to like when your living
in carpindria, rodeos, retarded horses man
whats the point, when your living in
carpindaria.
I dont hate goleta south the most, but its
better than the central coast, cant find shit
up there ive tried. I most be spoiled cuz
I think, Crap-n-diaria is a waste of ink
and a few pages in the thomas guide.
Driving through, stop at a tiny surf shop
whats there to do, when your driving through
carpindaria,
looking for chick but whats the use, none of
them have any brain cuz they're living in
carpindaria, go to the beach, cant find any
surf but thats ok, i didnt want to surf in
carp anyways.
try to think that theyre OG but they're just
bunch of wanna-be's told you other wise i
would have lied, must be spoiled cuz I think
carpindaria is a waste of ink, and a few
pages in the thomas guide
I HATE
Carpindaria, and I hate, linden ave, and I
hate everything, that goes with it.
misquito attacks at high school too,
man whats there to like when your living
in carpindria, rodeos, retarded horses man
whats the point, when your living in
carpindaria.
DAMM
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