"My Name Is...Capt. Kirk (Eminem Parody)" genre: Satire
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	In this comedy remix of "My Name Is...(Slim Shady)," William Shatner, Star Trek's Captain Kirk, goes off on Eminem for stealing his "singing style." **This satire is licensed by Harry Fox Agency and authorized by Mp3.com**
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	Story Behind the Song This song was inspired by an article in Entertainment Weekly, in which Eminem himself said he hated his huge hit. I actually liked it, but I was wondering if anyone in the world hated the song with as much hatred as he does. I thought of someone who might. Lyrics My new Mission: Reclaim my singing style, stollen by a ruthless race of white rappers. They took my groove, and now, they can...feel my wrath. DJ Ohura, Rap Masta Spock, lay me down a funky beat. Hi! My name is.. My name is.. My name is.. {scratches} Will Shatner Hi! My name is.. My name is.. My name is.. {scratches} Will Shatner Ahem...Eminem! Can I have the attention of your fans for one moment? Hi kids! Do you wanna know whats wrong? Eminem copied my singing style when he did this song. After I heard his rap I had a fit Why wusnt my name listed as a credit? Maybe youre thinking, Is Shatner high? I thought you were the old Star Trek guy? Although this is true, please, hear my words: Not everything I do is admired by nerds. I made an album, spoken word, while I was on coke Its mostly...considered to be...a big joke. I took the failure and laughter as a gent. I thought, Maybe talking through songs isnt really a talent. Ive taken abuse in this decades long session Every two bit comic does a Shatner impression But now I know, that Eminem Is the guy I really have to condemn Chorus Everyone tells me I talk way to slow But slow-rappin Eminems a rich Motha Fo They say my albums funny but bad, not legit But My Name Is... was a number one hit Eminem gets the girls and media attention I get to do another god-damn Star Trek convention Maybe Ill start some fights and quibbles All I want to do is kick Eminem in his Tribbles! My style was an artform, but now its dull His albums a product, and the songs his commercial By the way, this remix is sponsored by Priceline.com For your airline ticket needs, Pricelines da bomb. Ill bring the younger crowd in, Ive got a plan To rerelease my album, rap through Mr. Tamberine Man Then theyll know, every homeboy and his lady That William Shatner is the Real Slim Shady! Chorus

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