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A melancholic tale of showbiz plans gone awry, dreams shattered, hopes dashed against the craggy cliff of failure. Grab a tissue... |
CD: Big Booty Bumrush!
Label: Masada hiphop inc.
Credits: Prof (P'ofessor) Booty steady slobbing |
Story Behind the Song
Just a parable detailing my meteoric rise to recognition and the ensuing and inevitable death plummet.
Lyrics
When I first stepped on the scene I had a glimmer in my eye
Sights set to the stars I knew I'd make it if I tried
All doubts were erased each time I showcased my skills
My lyrics made em cry, gonna pay off all the bills
I had it all going for me, next stop is Californee
Sunset Boulevard, livin' large, cracking jokes with Phil maher
But then it got deranged my plans got tossed to the side
An unexpected change I ouldn't explain if I tried
When I tried to go up, move up the fame and fortune ladder,
They said I couldn't make it unless I was much fatter
They said "Listen Skinny punk! You can't make it in this biz!
You need rolls of bulk for this, and ideally fatty kids!
You don't know what it's like to squeeze your lard-butt through a door
So that slim-ass verse that you rehearsed stays on the cutting room floor!"
I cried, "No! You can't take it all away from me!
Just cuz I like the waistline of a hundred year old banyon tree!
I worked hard as any chubster to get my voice out to the masses,
And now you're brushing me off vast cuz I attend aerobic classes?!...
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