"Lamer Than Lame" genre: Pop Punk
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	Second song from the new Nerf Herder album!!!
	CD: How To Meet Girls   Label: Honest Don's Records Credits: ©1999 Nerf Herder Music/WB Music Corp. (ASCAP)
	Story Behind the Song Many people assume that if you are in a band you will be popular with girls. In reality, nothing could be farther from the truth. Think if it this way. Let's say you are a weird looking guy with a bowl-haircut and super-big nose. Sitting in class, some girls might not notice this, but put yourself on stage and shine a spotlight on your face and voila! Your nose looks twice as big! Everyone will say, "Did you see that band, the one with the guy with the big nose?" The flip-side to this is that if you are a cool looking guy, even girls in the math club will like you. I suppose the lesson here is that life is not fair at all. Lyrics How do I get through to a girl like you Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Beautiful lips Like Strawberry Quik I saw you boyfriend He looks like a dick You won't check me out Cause I work in the back At the Radio Shack I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight Cause I'm Lamer Than Lame Uncool in every single way but Your boyfriend makes you wanna cry Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy How can I even make you understand When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband Saw you on the bus Laughin with your pretty friends I was in back with the retarded kids Tried to say hello at the high school dance Then I wet my pants I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight Cause I'm Lamer Than Lame Uncool in every single way but Your boyfriend makes you wanna cry Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy We could be happy I could be the one you're lookin for I could get a haircut And I'd give up the video games No need to explain Why you didn't know my name Cause I'm Lamer Than Lame Uncool in every single way but Your boyfriend makes me wanna cry Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy Lamer Lamer

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