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Lyrics
Hey boys and girls: do you have 5, 10, .. 20 dollars laying around that you just don't know *WHAT* to do with?
"Of course we do, sure we do Mr. Announcer!"
I can't hear you!
[mumbled] "Hi, Mr. Announcer!"
Well that's more like it! Today's your lucky day, kiddies, because for this week only, Little Miss Vomit is 50% off!
"You cut'er up? Waahhh!"
Absolutely not! We cut...her PRICE!
"But, but I already have Baby Hurl-Up and Dr. Flu, not to mention my collection of Sick Sisters"
[stuck up prissy girl] "But Little Miss Vomit is a unique must-have for anyone's upset stomach collection - even your own!"
Just..have a LOOK!
[Woah, Ooh]
Little Miss Vomit looks just like any other socially acceptable doll...but when you squeeze her sides...
[Mommie! Eew, that is gross! .. AWESOME..SMACK!]
...out comes a multi-colored, age-friendly, non-toxic spew!
"I try to choke on it, but nothing happens! MMM! It tastes like yesterday's orange juice and pizza!"
That's right, Little Miss Vomit encourages the consumption of stomach acid by coming in three throat-dissolving flavors: Yesterday's Orange Juice and Pizza, Today's Orange Juice and Pizza, and Yesterday's Orange Juice and Pizza...Redigested!
[Yummy yum yum... Mmmm!]
But it's all going stale soon, so get yours today at a janitor's supply near you!
[sung] "Little Miss Vomit - She Throws Up When You Want It
[fade out]
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