"Don't Run Over My Motorcycle" genre: Folk
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	A funny song about people that don't really exist. I hope!!!
	CD: One Man Traffic Jam - A work in process   Label: None Credits: This is a one man band number
	Story Behind the Song My brother Ron made up the title to this song during a game of Beyond Balderdash on Christmas Day 1999. I wrote and recorded the song the next day because it tickled my funny bone. Hope you like it. Lyrics Don't Run Over My Motorcycle -Jeff Schmitz Dedicated to his brother Ron I staggered home this mornin', was just about half past two, Walked my Harley down the street, so's I don't wake up you, I parked it in the driveway in front of the garage, Just about the time I heard you fire up the Dodge. I ran through the doorway, passed the table set for two, You'd fixed my favorite dinner, cornbread and rabbit stew As I came into the garage you were shifting into gear And I fell down on my knees sayin' "just one favor dear... Chorus: Don't run over my motorcycle, I beg you darlin' please I'll buy you a new dress and Plant that apple tree I'll go to church on Sunday's and say that Rosary, Please don't run over my motorcycle, it means a lot to me You said you're sick and tired of puttin up with me, You told me just where I should put that stinkin' apple tree, You said your mother warned you about marrying a liar And if you had a dollar for every one you could retire Well darling it's all true but please let me explain, I never, ever meant to cause you any pain, Then fire filled your eyes as you shifted into gear And I'm still begging on my knees, saying "just one favor dear... Chorus: Well you ran that sucker over fore I could say no more, You dragged down the drive way, and half way to store So guys learn a lesson from a man who's learned it hard If your comin' home late, park your Harley in the yard.

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