Lyrics
Julie K., she was a friend of mine
Sweet in sweats, she made me drink my wine
We stayed up until a quarter to nine
Like the way we used to play
Made me laugh, but she had gotten so smooth
Held me close, it started gettin' confused
Caught her eye, and I felt things move
Like an I from a J
So brother, you're the only one that I can talk about this to
You gotta help me -- what the hell am I supposed to do, except
Believe she's gonna come for me
Late at night, like a memory
Seven years, I had a crush on thee
And I never thought we'd make it
Now I gotcha, but you're still not mine
Just this once, it's gonna feel so fine
Bad ideas have their own damn time, said
Be my friend, but be naked
We kept laughin', but it got so strange
Same old us, but now everything's changed
Fallin' forward, now I'm right in range
Should I leave?
Bodies weaker and I start to melt
If I could only reach my utility belt
Should've known I'd fold the cards I was dealt
There was no other way
And brother, you're the only one that I can talk about this to
You gotta help me -- what the hell am I supposed to do, except
[Chorus]
I really gotta get home
'Cause you're my best damn friend
(I think you know that, baby)
And though I can't see straight
Well, I can't see what's around the bend
And after all the joy you bring
The warning bells really oughta ring
And then you turn and you say,
"Can you help me unzip this thing?"
Mercy!
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