"She's Got a Pretty Mouth Like Ned Beatty" genre: General Comedy
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	When most Hollywood types hear Ozarks, they start thinkin' 'bout that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' Well, I got news for you. Not every hillbilly is some farm animal doin', sister sleepin', pre-teen marryin', cross-eyed inbred, who'd like to have his way with a well known character actor on an ill-fated float trip. I, for one, would never, ever, be caught dead -- with a character actor.
	MP3.com CD: CORNOGRAPHY - buy it! CD: CORNOGRAPHY   Label: Newtone Records Credits: Cole Slaw (Lead Vocals, Hand Farts, Banjo), Judge Roy Bean (Drums, Back-up Vocals), Fava Bean (Bass, Back-up Vocals), El El Bean (Rhythm Guitar, Choral Vocals), & Chris Beanacci (Lead Guitar, Choral Vocals)
	Story Behind the Song When most Hollywood types hear Ozarks, they start thinkin' 'bout that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' Well, I got news for you. Not every hillbilly is some farm animal doin', sister sleepin', pre-teen marryin', cross-eyed inbred -- who'd like to have his way with a well known character actor on an ill-fated float trip. I, for one, would never, ever, be caught dead -- with a character actor. Lyrics Well I learned my birds and bees While on my hands and knees Like every other Ozark Mountain plowboy When I finally got it down Greyhound took me to town Like Jon Voight in that movie 'Midnight Cowboy' But instead of hustlin’ tricks I’d come down from the sticks With the mother of all matrimony schemes What I was there to find Was the best of home combined To create the girl that moisturized my dreams Her hair is soft as a baby heifer calf She kisses like my older sister Sadie She is young and full of life Like Jerry Lee’s third wife And she’s got a pretty mouth like Ned Beatty Now, Elvis grew his own And Clinton’s got his Jones Hell, all them Gomer Pyles got LuAnn Pooveys But my girl hadn’t shown And I’d gone six weeks alone That’s if you don’t count pornographic movies But I broke up with my hand When a Bible on the stand Reminded me of Jimmy Swaggart’s lesson So I took it as a sign And I dialed an escort line And reported that my Mrs. Right was missin’ I said her hair is soft as a baby heifer calf She kisses like my older sister Sadie She is young and full of life Like Jerry Lee’s third wife And she’s got a pretty mouth like Ned Beatty She showed up that night Lookin’ not quite right But I could not leave without a bride So I took a gulp of mountain pride In a baseball game with four at bats She would hit two-fifty Hell, one for four ain’t that bad Because her hair is soft, but it’s on her upper lip She kisses like my mother’s brother Grady Rode hard and put up wet You pay for what you get At least she’s got a pretty mouth like Ned Beatty My wife has got a pretty mouth Don’t she got a pretty mouth Yes, she’s got a pretty mouth like Ned Beatty Honey, squeal like a pig

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