Story Behind the Song
Laugh, be happy, write songs, pretend your Santa, drink egg nog, eat good food, and most of all, take care of all people the best you can. ;)
That's the idea. Whipped this jammie out in about 4 hours, not counting the time well spent laughing with my girlfriend as we attempted to make her sound like an excited 8 year old during Christmas, screaming 'Gooey Louie' and other crazy stuff... Check it out, it's amusing at the least.
Lyrics
If I was Santa Claus
I'd make sure every boy and girl did have a
toy to call their own on Christmas day.
I'd work every single day,
and when they smiled they would say
boy that Santa sure was good to me.
(Chorus)
That would be enough for me
Wrapping paper by the tree
If I had a choice if wouldn't be to tough for me
cause Santa's who I'd want to be.
If I Was Santa Claus I'd cover
all my Reindeer's paws, cause you
know they'd all be cold on Christmas Eve
I'd feed them extra special food
for an extra special mood to keep them
flying round the world until we're done
(Repeat Chorus)
If I was Santa Claus the elves would
never call me boss cause each of
them would be a real good friend to me.
And when they're sick I'd have to say,
well you go get some rest today,
and let Santa Claus take over 'till you're well.
(Repeat Chorus)
I'd move the pole to somewhere warm,
so we could work under the sun.
I'd trade my sleigh for a rocket ship,
and teach the deer to pilot it.
I'd bring some toys for parent too,
so Christmas morn they've things to do.
I'd shave my beard and lose some weight,
and everyone would have to say...
Boy that Santa sure is great!
(Repeat Chorus)
You have to figure the rest out on your own!
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