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Easy going two beat with a message |
CD: The Edges of the Postcard, Vol. 5
Label: Heyden's Ferry
Credits: Words & Music by Jim Stringer, Little Book Music, BMI |
Story Behind the Song
This is a whimsical look at the modern version of The Truth -- that is, partial facts with whatever spin can be imparted.
Lyrics
My mother came from Venus;
my dad, from beyond the stars,
Was appointed by the President,
Ambassador to Mars.
My Brother married Madonna
after only just two dates.
My sister owns the Internet.
Well, her and Mr. Gates.
And that's the truth as we know it
If there's money in the pickin’
You know someone is gonna grow it
It’s the truth as I live and die…
But don’t quote me and don’t print it
I’ll just swear that it’s a lie
Back when I was younger and
I taught Bob Wills to play
I wrote a song called “Faded Love”
but gave the rights away
Made up a dance they call the two step,
I taught Sinatra how to sing,
I gave Django his first geetar
Then showed Basie how to swing.
It’s the truth as we know it
If there’s money in the pickin’
Then someone is gonna grow it
It’s the truth as I live and die…
But don’t quote me and don’t print it
I’ll just swear that it’s a lie
And when I wrote the Bible
but was wrapped up in the edit
I made the first electric light,
but ol' Edison took the credit
Just like he did for talking pictures.
And you might have seen this comin’
But once more, for the record, folks:
“I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN”
That's the truth as we know it
If there's money in the pickin’
Someone is gonna grow it
It’s the truth as I live and die…
But don’t quote me and don’t print it
‘cause I’ll swear that it’s a lie
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