"Dumbass" genre: Progressive Rock
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	Lyrics DUMBASS EARLY ONE MORNING CAME A KNOCK AT MY DOOR THIS FUNNY LOOKN’ FELLER SAID HE’D CLEAN MY FLOORS SO I INVITED HIM IN AND HE BEGAN TO BEGIN TO TELL ME ABOUT THE SORT OF LUCK THAT I WAS ABOUT TO BE IN HE SAID “GREETINGS DUMBASS MY NAME IS THACK FROM PEGASUS NINE I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOME TESTS ON YOU IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THE TIME” I SAID “WHY SURE YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN I COULD SURELY TRUST” YOU SEE THINGS LIKE THIS DON’T HAPPEN TO ME OFTEN I DON’T GET OUT MUCH A BLINDING LIGHT CAME FROM OUT OF HIS EYES I FELT MYSELF RISING AND STARTING TO FLY A GIANT HAND THOUGH ME OVER THE MOON AT A MILLION MILES AN HOUR I WOULD BE THERE SOON THEY SAID “WE ARE THE BEINGS OF LIGHT AND WE HAVE COME TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR LIFE” BUT WHY I WAS STRAPPED TO A TABLE THEY PUT A NEEDLE IN MY ARM THEY SAID “DON’T WORRY PARDNER WE MEAN YOU NO HARM” “WE HAVE A ROOM AT THE HUMAN ZOO” “NO NEED TO WORRY EVERYTHINGS DONE FOR YOU” WELL THERE I WAS JUST SITTN’ IN THEIR CAGE LIVING OUT MY DAYS DOIN’ HUMAN THINGS FOR THE ALIENS THAT PAID JUST EATN’ AND SLEEPN’ AND WATCHN’ T.V. THIS WAS THE EASIEST JOB I EVER HAD IT WAS THE LIFE FOR ME BUT ONE DAY THEY CAME AND THEY TOOK ME AWAY PUT ME ON A PLANE AND SAID FAREWELL DUMBASS AND HAVE A NICE DAY AND TO THIS DAY I DON’T KNOW WHY I EVER HAD TO LEAVE BUT THAT DON’T MATTER MUCH CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO BELIEVE IN ME I SOLD MY STORY TO THE NATIONAL STAR I GO AND SPEND MY MONEY AT THE LOCAL BAR DAYTIME TALK SHOWS SHOOK THE GOVERNOR’S HAND I GOT MY OWN CABLE CHANNEL AND MILLIONS OF FANS DO THEY KNOW IT WAS JUST A DREAM? WILL THEY EVER CATCH ON TO MY ELABORATE SCHEME ALRIGHT I SOLD A CRACKPOT STORY MADE A LOAD OF CASH NOW NO ONE IS EVER AGAIN GONNA CALL ME A DUMBASS Copyright 2001 MarbleMusic

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