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    "Shut the bathroom door"  Parental Advisorygenre: Power Metal
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    I want you to have your privacy, no really!
    CD: a fresh tard in the bowl   Label: brownpants records
    Credits: Meikolig Jezvartad and Levdaroom Debazatad

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    I think you should know theres a thing we have, its call common de-cen-cey
    and there are things that are in my life that a guy should never see

    like really fat people in k-mart wearing lime green stretch pants
    or a really really old gramdmother with a who farted hat

    I dont think I have to explain myself you should get it through your head
    when you are gonna be in my house there are things left unsaid

    if you need to take a dump please dont say no more
    and holy cow for everyones sake shut the bathroom door
    shut the bathroom door
    shut the bathroom door
    shut the bathroom door
    shut the bathroom door

    i dont care if your just going pee! close the dang door!

    you gotta gotta gotta really understand there are things that cant be told
    like i dont wanna know that your turd goes around the bowl

    I know that you think that it dont really stink that bad to you
    but the smells really gonna make me puke just like when I had the flu!

    I know I said it wasent that bad, but you know I lied
    I really swear sumpin musta crawled up inside of you and died

    there is one thing in life that will really make me cry
    like if i look up one more time, and see your big brown eye

    shut the bathroom door
    shut the bathroom door
    shut the bathroom door
    shut the bathroom door

    its not your personal trophy room
    flush it!
    I can see you
    I can see you.
    shut the batroom doooo--oo-oorerrrerrrarw

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