Story Behind the Song
After many years of corporate snubbing, this man decided to challange all the tax write offs that bigwigs proclaimed on they're returns, and to proceed in bring them to they're knees.
Lyrics
Armed with a briefcase, calculator in hand
The sovereign king of monetary land
His castle was filled with ledgers and file
Not one for small talk, and he never smiles
Metallic footsteps, were drawing near
Offices of People filled with fear
Wondering what this man will find
A padded expense account, deprecative markup
The door swings oooooooooppppppppppeen
Here he comes clear a path
You can't escape from his wrath
He's the auditor always watching you
Ambulance chasers, get out of his way
His pen can beat your mouthpiece any day
Go back to your pretty world of letigations
HMO'S run for cover, for he will discover
All those inflated copays, and unpaid claims
The Clock strikes six, and he's done today
Passing frowning face, with nothing to say
The vigilant watchdog got his prey
The comptroller taking petty cash
The CEO's skimming the profit markets
They thought they could be the Auditor!!!
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