Lyrics
I met a girl once and she was just perfect for me
she was gentle and pretty, the best she could be
and she gave me milk that I could put in my tea
but there was one big problem
Farmer joe said if I didn't get off his land
he'd bring out his knife and make me less of a man
I think that if he tried, he might just understand
just how much I loved her...
Mrs cow, I love you, and I'm not ashamed
I know you have three stomachs, but I love you the same
When the wind blows, I swear to you it speaks your name
Mrs Cow, I love you all the same...
I promise that I will try to never hurt you
but please feel free to kick me if I ever do
I will be a vegetarian just for you
won't eat you or your children
I've been trying so hard to learn your language, Moo
I'm glad that you're a cow and not a kangaroo
I'll only touch your udders if you want me to
it gives me so such pleasure
Mrs Cow, I'm afraid that our love cannot be
Farmer Joe told the RSPCA on me
and now I am in jail waiting to be free
but Mrs Cow, I still love you..
Mrs cow, I love you, and I'm not ashamed
I know you have three stomachs, but I love you the same
When the wind blows, I swear to you it speaks your name
Mrs Cow, I love you...
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