Story Behind the Song
This song is not anti-girls, its a funny relationship song that I hope people can laugh at! I met the girl of my dreams (Shelly, I hope she doesn't mind me using her as much as she used me, HA!) and just to make a story short, she broke my heart hard!! I thought she was the one, she had a huge PHB breakdown, and the rest is history!! (Email me and I'll tell you what a PHB is (no its not that bad), or just watch Waynes World!!) This actually started out as a dedication song to her, but the night I called to sing this to her, she ripped me up, and fed me to the dogs. It took two hours and I reaaranged the words, just to give me some release. Just so you know guys, there are some pretty vicious ones of you as well!! Hope you enjoy hearing some of the trials of life from a crazy perspective!
Lyrics
I once was so, so in love.
She held my hand so tight,
but it was all just a bluff!
I called her up, on the phone,
shen said, "Hey, Honey, guess what!?!"
"You're all alone!"
Chours:
Girls! They're really stupid!
Girls! They're really dumb!
Girls! They'll take you mind
and turn it upside down!
Girls! They're not really all there!
Girls! They do not care!
Girls! They'll treat you like trash
and dump you out!
I thought she was mine,
when she held me O so tight!
Then I found out, she had another guy insight!
She said she loved me, could she really lie?
She had gone and found the apple of her eye!
Every night with a rose I'd start.
I thought I found my way into her heart.
And then finally came that special day.
She said, "I think its time
for you to go away!"
Bridge:
Why does it seem?
Like it always happens to me?
Sometimes in life,
love can't be like the movies!
Girls! All the guys shout!
Girls! They'll make you pout!
Girls! All they're really there
is to make life really hard!
Yes, they'll make life really hard!
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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