"Plasma Song" genre: Satire
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	Funny song about a good way to make money
	Story Behind the Song This song is about how my friends and I made money during our freshman year in college. We went to a local plasma donation center twice a week to get beer money. Lyrics Well I don't got me no job I just play guitar all afternoon I've got no money to spend so I won't buy any drinks for you But I can still eat with no job And I don't have to call and beg my mom I get twenty bucks sucked through a 20 gauge needle But first I had to qualify [Chorus] If you're not a man who's had sex with a man Since 1977 You can drive up to Roanoke and donate a litre of plasma No STD's, not even HIV No tattoos or blood transfusions No alcohol within 24 hours No cocaine, no mushrooms, no acid You can't be gay if you want to get paid But you can donate when you're blazed That's why I like to smoke a J on the way to donate my plasma You get and extra ten bucks if you bring a friend So I bring four or five I pimp their plasma twice a week I just promise them that they won't die After six months, I got used to the pain After eight months I lost my fear Now I just close my eyes and relax I'm enjoying my new carreer [Repeat Chorus] If you're not a man who's had sex with a man Since 1977 You can drive up to Roanoke and donate a litre of plasma No STD's, not even HIV No tattoos or blood transfusions No alcohol within 24 hours No cocaine, no mushrooms, no acid You can't be gay if you want to get paid But you can donate when you're blazed That's why I like to smoke a J on the way to donate my plasma

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