Lyrics
VERSE 1:
I think i drank just a little too much today,
My head keeps spining my mouth keeps running,
And my thoughts keep p-pushing me every which way they can,
It's not enough to know that I'm the man,
I lost it all to a guy named Edith,
Well he sunk the eight ball then he took my money and ran,
CHORUS:
Whats Wrong,
With Me?,
I'm too drunk,
To See,
VERSE 2:
Well 2:00 rolls around and I'm down,
To the late night bar in the next town,
How the hell I'm gonna get there I don't know,
But i hear the girls are dirty so i guess I'll go,
Last time I had this idea I woke up to the dawn in my neighbors lawn with no clothes on.
You'd really think that I'd learn now that I'm looking behind,
But it's not my fault the drink made me blind,
CHORUS 1X
VERSE 3:
Well I'm here and things couldn't be better,
I'm talking to a pink elephant in a pink sweater,
She said she needed a shoulder and some advice,
Because she keeps getting hit on by the 3 blind mice,
And the waitress has an eye in her left hand,
And we're just sitting here watching the Cantina band,
I think the world would be a happier place to be,
If they could only see what I see,
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