"Girls shouldn't fart" genre: General Comedy
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	It's true... you know it... try and prove using the Socratic method that girls should fart and perhaps I will hear you out.
	CD: Absurdly sincere   Label: independently released contact me via email to purchase Credits: Amish community studio barn, Belleville PA
	Story Behind the Song An apple a day will keep the doctor away but eating beans and mexican food will keep me away form you. Lyrics What's that smell is it love in the air, or is it just your derier, I think you just passed some gas, it lingered long and it really lasted, You tried to conceal the fart, in the noise as I was starting my car, but you did not anticipate that it would smell so bad. If there is one thing that I know in my heart its that girls shouldn't fart, silent but deadly or loud and embarassing she can't contreol her colon, and I can't ahndle a girl who can't hold em... lets go out for mexican she said and I said that just wont do, I cannot stand your flatuence after you've eaten such food, I just can't date you anymore even though you are very nice, I can't have a relationship with a girl whose farts stink worse than mine. (chorus) --an apple a day will keep the docotr away, but eating beans and mexican food will keep me away from you.

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