"Beer Goggles" genre: General Comedy
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	This is a song about specific effects of alcohal on the sexual perceptions of the young male human. Highlighting the negetive ewffects of such activity, this song should strike a chord with such subjects.
	CD: Absurdly Sincere   Label: Independent ummm self recorded Credits: Recorded at meghuge transcontinental gargantuan record producing corp. In affiliation with kicked in the face productions, in no way affiliated with your mother and her numerous bad qualities
	Story Behind the Song This song was by no means one of my personal experiences... those who claim to believe it was will be drug out on the street, shot, skewered, broiled eaten and perhaps basted with a lemon curry... not necessarily in that order. Lyrics Early in the night I saw her she was looking pretty fat like kindof a nerd, I was having trouble getting past her mustache, but things started to change when I drank my fifth draft, her supermodel qualities, covered up her gum disease, I never thought a smile could look so red I got my beer goggles on and my standards just left. And I was way too drunk to tell, but I was thinking to myself...Oh well, she looks good from far but far from good, I'll have another beer and she'll look like I wish she would. My buddy says she's ugly but I am pretty sure he's gay, He says she's got some false teeth but I did not notice cause her goiter was in the way, He says she ways 250 pounds! I said I love her shape, he said her shape is round, the pwer of the pint was in my my perceptions lied and I can't deny that... (chorus) Have another beer said the bartended, and I said hell yeah, then she came over and sat on my lap I became instantly sober as my left leg snapped, I said Get off of me you ho, you've got a terrible case of BO, I can't stand the stench and my leg is broken, get me to a hospital my senses have woken...(chorus)

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