"da Saggy Balls song" genre: General Comedy
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	just sit back and let the tale of the two who are closest to me unfold. this acoustic rocker has actually begun a small following at my university so it must be good. CAUTION: do not let your grandma hear this song. do not listen to the saggy balls song while operating small machinery. all who try the saggy balls return satisfied!! (or your money back)
	Credits: Mark Andrasko - everything and more
	Story Behind the Song Lyrics we've been together such a long time you've both been closer to me than any friend of mine you were there for my first kiss there's nothing in my life that you've ever missed though times are low you may be down I'll always have you around though seldom seen by other eyes because you live between my thighs I'm talking bout my saggy balls yeah this is the song to tell their story oh my saggy balls you'll never know what you mean to me yeah we've been together through thick and thin like the time you got tied in a knot during gym though you sag down halfway to my knees I'd never trade you for a pair of jugglies oh I remember the time when you were touched for the first time by the gentle rubber gloves of Dr. Showzenheim he said you've got saggy balls come on in nurse you gotta see these honey she said you've got saggy balls your kids might turn out kinda funny cuz I've got saggy balls saggin' down halfway to my knees yeah oh my saggy balls bouncin' round more than a midget on a trampoline bouncin' round more than a midget on a trampoline you're big, round, wrinkly, and kinda hairy I just don't know why little kids think you're so scary against my balls I have no malice if only they didn't flap around so much that I got that darn callous oh I'll never forget the day when I gave you your names now your forever my friends eduardo and ferdinard cuz they're my saggy balls swingin' round wherever they damn please yeah oh my saggy balls bouncin' round more than a midget on a trampoline balls I love my balls yes I love my balls I love my balls my balls my balls do you love your balls yes you love your balls you all gotta love your balls baaaaallllssss to the bridge well one day back in high school me and my saggy balls went on a field trip to the national institute of technology out in arizona and while we gazing at the giant phallic monstrosity capable of massive worldwide destruction there was a tremendous ROOOOAAARR and the earth and ground were ripped apart beneath our feet and out came a legion of midgets all decked out in army gear apparently part of a secret world wide organization of midgets bent on world domination so I looked at the national institute director and he looked at me and said 'son, if I can just get to the deactivation switch on the other side of this gigantic chasm I can stop this son of a biznatch from firing' so I looked at him and said 'sir, I think I can help you' so I dropped trow right there in the middle of a legion of swarming midgets, pulled out my saggy balls and said 'here, you can grab onto these and swing to the other side' and he did.. so that my friends is how my saggy balls saved the world from nuclear annhilation and domination by midgets. no problem. you can thank them later.. we'll be out back signing autographs. I've got saggy balls swingin' round wherever they damn please yeah oh my saggy balls bouncin' round more than a midget on a trampoline I've got saggy balls you've got saggy balls we've got saggy balls she's got saggy balls (background: balls, balls, balls, balls, etc...) Unite! Under the Revolution of the Saggy Balls! Brothers and Sisters, do we not each have a pair of Saggy Balls of our own? Whether it be this girl's gapped teeth or that dude's funky shaped head.. so what I'm trying to say is.. you've got to learn to love your saggy balls, be kind to eachother's saggy balls, dip your saggy balls in chocolate sauce cuz mmm damn it feels goodumm.. learn to love eachother's saggy balls, be kind to your saggy balls and show them off to all of your friends. unless your personal saggy balls is like 300 pounds of cellulite butt cleavage cuzz damn we just don't wanna see that I love my saggy balls.

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