Lyrics
gimme the remote so i can turn off the tv
im getting really hungry, i need somethin to feed me
i wander to the kitchen and i open up the cabinet
mom says theres a salad but you know I AINT HAVIN IT
who doesnt keep a salad in the fridge anyway
and that motherfucker has been sittin there for days
so what its because i havent been eatin it?
man this house is hot with all its heat and shit
what an unclever rhyme from an unclever fuck
hey go to hell bitch, thats why you fuckin suck
there i go again, arguing with myself
thats what happens when you backup (vocal) yourself
every verse ive ever written has almost never made sense
thats why i dont have a deal like that rapper 50 cents
seems like every celebrity has a court orders
if i was 50 cent, i'd have called myself two quarters
my room's kinda messy cause it's got so much junk
work is so much fun that ive gone to it drunk
i take so much shit there it's like they want me to quit
im really surprised that im not losing it
chorus
when you talk to me
i must say that i dont care
cause im starving
i need some food
i need some food
i need some food
i thought this song was about me wanting something to eat
oh well, who cares, its got a cool beat
speed around here and you'll be paying a fine
i dont like school, thats why i take classes online
though they suck too but i guess thats ok
bowling will be cool but extra money i gotta pay
thats kinda gay and by gay i mean lame
you'd think tuition would cover the price of a game
well all the games is what it should cover
if i could fly, i would always hover
i say all this shit just so it rhymes
im not very clever like leann rhymes
there i go again, not making any sense
i guess its because im so very dense
anyway its the end of the verse
guess you think now im gonna fucking curse
chorus
when you talk to me
i must say that i dont care
cause im starving
i need some food
i need some food
i need some food
third verse is the one thats never the same
every damn time i play this fucking game
well not every song but almost every single one
i dont even do it to make things more fun
i just do this shit sometimes and i dont know why
some people accuse me of always being high
despite always saying it he must know its a lie
but jimmy's pretty dumb for a fucking white guy
hes really tall too just like his brother dan
jimmy doesnt seem like hes a big dan fan
always calling him gay, makes me wonder about him
prolly wears a hat with a sideways brim
i guess he never learned how to wear a hat
or maybe wearing it sideways makes him feel "phat"
i know hes always reading the cat in the hat
eh, fuck it, its the end of the song
chorus (repeat)
when you talk to me
i must say that i dont care
cause im starving
i need some food
i need some food
i need some food
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