Story Behind the Song
One night, as I was walking through my kitchen, my cat, Jasmine, attacked my foot for seemingly no reason.
I happened to be pretty intoxicated at the time, so I immediately sat down, wrote the lyrics, and recorded the song.
Lyrics
CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT! OMG I WAS WALKING IN MY KICTHEN GETTING SOME WATER TO DRINK AND OMG OMG CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT!
CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT! I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I MADE ALMOST THE WHOLE WAY AND THEN I SAW A CAT FLYING AT ME AND I ENDED UP PEEING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT!
CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT! SEX WITH A PORCUPINE PROBABLY ISN'T GOOD! IN FACT, I'LL BET IT'S A BAD IDEA. I'M PROBABLY NEVER GONNA TRY THAT! OH SHIT, LOOK OUT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT!
CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT! I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP, AND IT WAS DARK AND I JAMMED MY FEET FAR UNDER THE COVERS AND THEN I SEE A FLUFFY BALL OF RAZOR SHARP DEATH POUNCING AND THEN IT WAS CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT!
CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK FOOT! CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK, CAT ATTACK FOOT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
(cat attack foot)
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