"My Family, Jerry Springer, and Me" genre: Alternative Country
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	No family is perfect. We all have a little of the Springer show in our families. I sincerely hope Jerry likes it.
	CD: Crazy Bitch   Label: Not released yet. Credits: Words and Music by Ian Ballard
	Story Behind the Song No family is perfect and without entertainment value. If you think yours is perfect, you've got your eyes closed. The song was recorded with Marc Weller on bass, steel, and lead guitar. Johnny Dennis on Drums and I did all the vocals and ryhthm guitars. Recorded in my studio on a half inch, 16 track analog machine. Lyrics My folks are country club drunkards Drinking with the best Sister's mind's completely gone Hooked on crystal meth Brother's got a big degree He lives somewhere out west And I'm a worthless guitar picker Trying to do my best Always at each other's throats We just can't let it be We got so many problems They shouldn't let us breed But they want us to fight it out on national TV My family, Jerry Springer, and Me Sister blames the rest of us For her screwed up life A crazy laugh, a piercing voice And coked up, bugged out eyes We all keep getting sucked into Her soap opera lies But like a nightmare I can't run No matter how I try

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