Lyrics
ROAD RAGE ANTHEM
By Ellen Griffith copyright 2003
Couple hundred million in the USA and, man, we’re mobile,
Hundred million cars on the road today and, man, we’re hostile,
Fightin’ red light cameras and speed zones,
Dodgin’ zombie drivers on cell phones,
And it’s road rage, on dangerous streets,
That nerd in the Ford may be packin’ heat!
Predatory SUVs burnin’ up the road,
Speedin’ Beemers toyin’ with the vehicle code,
Escalades with Mini Cooper stuck in the grill,
Driver say your prayers because we’re all road kill!
ROAD RAGE! ROAD RAGE! ROAD RAGE!
Eighteen-wheeler haulin’ ass, he’s right on my tail,
Leadfoot loonies cuttin’ in they should be in jail,
Gutter sneak just cut me off, lookin for a fight,
Drivin’ drunk’s against the law, but stupid’s all right
Here comes Sally Swervealot, she’s fixin’ her face,
Nascar Charlie’s speedin’ to his last resting place,
Rolling boombox breaking windows all over town,
Low Rider homeboys starin’ us down.
Big old hulkin’ SUV with gun ports on the side,
It’s Big Dog and his posse goin’ out for a ride,
Way too damn much trouble on the road every day,
Hundred million cars and, yeah, they’re all in my way!
ROAD RAGE! ROAD RAGE! ROAD RAGE!
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