"The Man With no Pants" genre: General Comedy
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	Lyrics In the land of no pants There was a great king And often with no pants This great king would sing Of the days of old Of the days in France Of the days that were cold When he had no pants He would wander All around He would thunder And make a great sound “Where are my pants?! You horrible fiend! Now when I dance, My privates are seen!” He cursed this devil The one with his pants And he would revel And fetch his lance And he would say, “I’ll kill that blasted thing, And I’ll make his day, And of my glory they will sing.” He never did find That horrible fiend But of his great ventures They still sing “The man with no pants, Well, he is our king; He may have no pants, But of him we’ll sing.” And the man with no pants Lived on for a while And the people would stare But he would just smile Man with no pants Of your glories I’ll sing Man with no pants And a great bell will ring Man with no pants Though you live on in stories Man with no pants At least wear your undies

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