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"Cat Song, The" Parental Advisory | genre: Pop Punk | |
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Don't listen to this if you're conservative or uptight. It's all in good fun. If You're really offended, blame it on Tim. |
CD: Honable Chaman Mao
Label: Hairy Eyeball Records
Credits: Music - Evan Runyon, Lyrics - Tim McDonnell |
Story Behind the Song
We were listening to "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" by Primus, and Andrew says, "Tim! Write lyrics like that!". And the rest in history. I also fucked up the guitar in a few places, but I had a killer headache, so I didn't bother to re-record it.
Lyrics
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Ahhh!
Now this, my friends, is the hairy tale
of a cat that was found at a rummage sale
a hairy cat it was indeed
its tongue moved with great speed
my girlfriend's got a pussy cat
I'd touch it all night long
but she won't let me play with it
though my hands are long and strong
she won't shave it
I can't take it
she thinks that I'll hurt it
I'll just love it
my girlfriend's got a pussy cat
I'd touch it all night long
but she won't let me play with it
though my hands are long and strong
if she gave me a chance
i'd prove that I could last
i'd position her just so
and give my tool a go
this pussy is pretty tight
but hey man, that's alright
i'd send this cat to carolina and push two fingers in her.
my girlfriend's got a pussy cat
I'd touch it all night long
but she won't let me play with it
though my hands are long and strong
p u s s y
p u s s y
p u s s y
platypus vagina!
so that's the story of my cat
she's a hairy bitch, and that is that
but now her mass is as smooth as glass
and I know 'cause I fucked her in the ass
my girlfriend's got a pussy cat
I'd touch it all night long
but she won't let me play with it
though my hands are long and strong
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