Lyrics
Will you be my peanut pal?—I wish I had sexy hair, I wish I had funky flair, I wish I had face repair, I wish I had an evil lair, I wish I had cool software, I wish I had sexy hair—I wish I had sexy hair—I wish you were a big ol’ bear—I wish I had sexy hair—I am the stop sign interviewer—I want my trophy—not the roach attractor, trophy case, not glitterface, I wish I had funky flair—flying roach—stop sign—yes, no, yes, no you don’t—I wish I had sexy hair, I am the stop sign interviewer, I want my trophy, I wish you were a big ol’ bear, I am the stop sign interviewer, not the roach attractor—I wish I had funky flair—I wish I had a cunning stare, I wish I had sexy hair—I wish you really didn’t care
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