"MARTHA'S AMERICAN PIE! (Part 1)" genre: Parodies
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	The Day Martha Stewart went Bye Bye...
	Label: GraboTunes Credits: Stan Koci & Loren Evans - produced by Grabo
	Story Behind the Song This Song was written During Loren and Stan's run of Twelfth Night... This is only Part one - because of the length of the song... (To go with tradition & trivia) ... Don Mclean's 45 version was also released the same way. To listen to the completed version, feel free to go on the Misplaced Comedy Group's Website - Or listen to them in the Upcoming Misplaced Comedy Radio Hour! - If your Favorite Radio Station isn't playing The Misplaced Comedy Radio Hour, Contact the radio station's Programming Director or Station Manager Today! and have them contact us to request the first Misplaced hour for free! Lyrics A long long time ago... I can still remember When Martha's magazine was new She peddeld it to poor white trash To generate some extra cash Another seasoning for her corporate stew How to make a bees wax candle Was a problem she could handle Then she got into trouble And burst her little bubble I still remember how she cried The first night she spent inside Her cellmate curled up by her side ...it’s all. …Cause Martha lied So my, my Martha’s going bye bye She’ll have to cater later Because jail birds don’t fly And all the girls on the cell block don’t lie, when they say... "Martha’s got the tastiest pie." "Martha’s got the tastiest pie" From a crumbling seat of power Began her fall from her ivory tower With illegal sales of stock She got a phone call late one night That put her in an awful fright Her income would be sinking like a rock... Well she had her broker poised to sell as soon as he heard the opening bell we’ll fudge the orders so no one will ever know we’ll falsify a good till close at sixty dollars on the nose and should the stock prices drop below we'll hope the feds dont pry So my my marthas going bye bye She'll have to cater later because jail birds dont fly and all the girls on the cell block dont lie, when they say... "marthas got the tastiest pie." "marthas got the tastiess pie" Now for ten years shes been in her cell she's the reigning prison bell sercome to a twist of fate she decorated for kings and queens but now she only runs machines spending her time stamping license plates she gets outside three hours a week cause she bribed the guards with her bitch mystique The home maker from Hell now tosses salads in her cell And Martha's now the prison whore feeling alone, sordid and poor because the SEC then settled the score, and its all cause Martha lied So my my Martha's going bye bye she'll have to cater later because jail birds dont fly and all the girls on the cell block dont lie, when they say... "Marthas got the tastiest pie." "Marthas got the tastiess pie" Living had made her a star, now Martha Stewart's living behind bars, but Will she really ever go away I went down to the K-mart store saw Martha's products on the floor Cause they wont sell there anymore on lay away And on Wall Street the tickers ticked ...her broker ran and she got dicked and lots of words were spoken Her integrity was broken And the three things she admired most Doilies, Wreaths, Christmas toasts all disapeard like Hamlet's ghost its all cause Martha lied (rit) So my my Martha’s going bye bye She’ll have to cater later Because jail birds don’t fly And all the girls on the cell block dont lie, when they say... "Marthas got the tastiest pie." "Marthas got the tastiest pie." (Repeat Chorus w/group)

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