Story Behind the Song
Most "Paul Is Dead" sites have simply focused on supposed "clues" found in the albums, whether real or imagined, while completely ignoring the fact that there is a very simple and proven method of forensic photographic comparison, used by police, morticians, and face scanning computers, which is accepted in courts of law and which can prove conclusively beyond any doubt whether the man you think of as Paul McCartney is or is not a look-alike. A man's skull stops growing between the ages of 17-24 and remains the same size and shape until one's death, so any significant structural changes taking place between pictures taken in1966 and those taken in 1967 would be POSITIVE LEGAL PROOF that these are different men.
Please suspend disbelief for a few moments and follow this link, if only for a laugh, and see the truly undeniable PHOTOGRAPHIC proof that the man you now think of as Paul McCartney is in fact a look-alike recruited in 1966. http://www.anycities.com/user/uberkinder/index.html
Pay special attention to the "Head Size and Shape" and "Profile" sections; the look-alike's head is a full inch and a half taller and half an inch thinner than the real Paul McCartney's, and his profile is completely different!
Other glaring differences between the two include:
Paul's eyes were further apart than the imposter's; Paul had brown eyes, the imposter (whom we refer to as "Faul") has green eyes; Paul was bowlegged, Faul is not; Paul was 5'11", Faul is 6'2"; Paul's hair parted on the left, Faul's hair parts on the right; Paul was less broad than John Lennon, Faul is more broad than John Lennon; Paul gestured with his left hand, Faul gestures with his right; Paul had a round face, Faul has a tall face.
If your interest is piqued, then please visit our discussion forum afterwards at: http://forum.onecenter.com/pid60if/
Lyrics
The year after the year the Beatles finished “Help!” (Badwrong Falsepaul)
Paul disappeared, and maybe he really died,
like they said, in a car accident.
All we know is no one’s seen him since (1966).
And then the government greasies got the wind. (Badwrong Falsepaul)
They said “Oh my, we can’t have this! we've
already factored him into our
equation for a cultural values shift, and
Now we’ve got to move before the word gets out. (BadwrongFalsepaul)
Scour the land for a perfect replacement; call
off the tours so that none can tell we’ve
replaced him with somebody else.” (who’s three inches taller)
And thus was born the legend of
(Badwrong Falsepaul), Badwrong Falsepaul.(4)
And so they finally found the perfect match, (It was Badwrong Falsepaul)
except his lips hung too far down and he had
a crooked chin and so he
wore facial hair until they could fix it.
And so our man, he shook the devil’s hand, Oh, ‘cause the devil said
“I can make you a somebody with all
the girls and money you can eat if
only thou shalt bow down and worship me!", and so they
Cut his lip, and raised it up a little higher.
If you watch him on TV, miming to “Hey Jude”
you can see a “U”,
a little faint white “U” shaped scar.
It’s hard to see, but it’s really there.
Badwrong FalsePaul's three inches taller, and his eyes are closer together.
Even his whole head is thinner and taller, and his nose is smaller,
And he gestures with his right hand baby!
Yeah he's a Badwrong FalsePaul. He's not a Paul, he's just a Badwrong FalsePaul. I always knew he was a Badwrong FalsePaul...
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