"Closet Of Porn"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	this goes out to anyone who has hidden porn in their room"
	CD: Matthew Mulholland Unplugged - This is me.. Then Credits: Myself
	Story Behind the Song This one time I was trying to make a picture of my mate dave give this guy a blow job. My mum walked in on me and thought I was looking at gay porn. At that moment I thought... We should all be able to make gay porno pics of our friends. its our right! So I wrote this song. It took me like... i dunno... 5 mins or sumthing Lyrics I've got a closet of porn in my room (In my room) if my daddy found it i wud face allmost certain doom (certain doom) ive got a celeb section with the last names first Weaver, Sigourney (Weaver, Sigourney) cause wham bam thank u mam that chick makes me so horney (so so horney) German Shiza makes my dick go higher sixty niner wat could be finer oh that asian makes me cave in I've got a closet of porn in my room (In my room) ive got evry type of porn including cartoon (including cartoon) if you get shot down when you asl for a date (ask for a date) just come to my room and masterbate (masterbate) lesbian makes me wanna be in pissin lets me kno wat im missin necrophiliac now i kno where i wanna get burried at

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