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    "Closet Of Porn"  Parental Advisorygenre: General Comedy
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    this goes out to anyone who has hidden porn in their room"
    CD: Matthew Mulholland Unplugged - This is me.. Then
    Credits: Myself

    Story Behind the Song
    This one time I was trying to make a picture of my mate dave give this guy a blow job. My mum walked in on me and thought I was looking at gay porn. At that moment I thought... We should all be able to make gay porno pics of our friends. its our right! So I wrote this song. It took me like... i dunno... 5 mins or sumthing

    Lyrics
    I've got a closet of porn in my room
    (In my room)
    if my daddy found it i wud face allmost certain doom
    (certain doom)
    ive got a celeb section with the last names first Weaver, Sigourney
    (Weaver, Sigourney)
    cause wham bam thank u mam that chick makes me so horney
    (so so horney)

    German Shiza makes my dick go higher
    sixty niner wat could be finer
    oh that asian makes me cave in


    I've got a closet of porn in my room
    (In my room)
    ive got evry type of porn including cartoon
    (including cartoon)
    if you get shot down when you asl for a date
    (ask for a date)
    just come to my room and masterbate
    (masterbate)

    lesbian makes me wanna be in
    pissin lets me kno wat im missin
    necrophiliac now i kno where i wanna get burried at

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