"Catfish Row (Act 1 No 6)"  Parental Advisory genre: Musicals/Broadway
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	Capt Neal expounds his version of an ecologically appropriate combination of Cedar Bucket and catfish, strongly applauded and supported by Gilligan and Tadpole. [Early vocal version]
	MP3.com CD: The Internet Opera ROUGH CUTS - buy it! Credits: Words & Music Copyright (c) 1999-2003 TJ Fatchen (Flying Tadpole)
	Story Behind the Song Refer to summary on http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com Lyrics (Current lyrics; some differences with recording) Capt Neal: THE OTHER DAY THE U.S.A., WITH POLITICIANS TORRID, WAS BATTLING TO RECOUNT (OR NOT) THE PRESIDENTIAL TIE. THOSE GOINGS ON IN FLORIDA -- THAT'S NOT A STORY HORRID; IT'S SIMPLY THAT THAT STATE INDULGED TOO MUCH IN CATFISH PIE. YOUR VERY OWN GOOD CAPTAIN NEAL, I LAID THE LUBBERS LOW! WITH TEN TURDS A DAY A-TUMBLING, TUMBLING, TUMBLING, TEN TURDS A DAY A-TUMBLING, INTO CATFISH ROW. "Gilligan": WHAT MATTERS IT IF PARADOXES, TRAPS AND NEWSGROUP FIDDLES OCCASION'LY BETRAY OR BLOCK NEAL'S LOGIC SO INCISIVE? HIS SEARCHES FOR PERFECTION NEED NOT HIDE IN LIES NOR RIDDLES -- HE LEADS THIS SORRY NEWSGROUP BY A MARGIN QUITE DECISIVE. AND HERE AGAIN, THE CAPTAIN'S HAND IS HELPING THOSE BELOW, AS A HUNDRED TURDS GO TUMBLING TUMBLING, TUMBLING, A HUNDRED TURDS GO TUMBLING, INTO CATFISH ROW. Tadpole: GOOD CAPTAIN NEAL, YOUR CLEVER PLAN, IN MANNER FUNDAMENTAL CAN HELP TO SAVE OUR PLANET -- THE CATFISH AND THE REST! PERHAPS WE ALL CAN JOIN THE STRAIN, WITH TRUMPETS ELEMENTAL: LET'S RECOGNISE, AND LET'S SALUTE, A GREAT E. COLI JEST; AND ALL AROUND THE COASTLINE, LET THOSE SPHINCTERS SOUND AND BLOW, WITH A THOUSAND TURDS A-TUMBLING, TUMBLING, TUMBLING, A THOUSAND TURDS A-TUMBLING, INTO CATFISH ROW. Capt. Neal: NOW ALL YOU NEWSGROUP LURKERS, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO CONTRIBUTE, AND LET YOUR LABOURS LEAVE YOU WITH THAT SATISFYING GLOW. AVOID THAT PORTA-POTTI AND THE MACERATOR'S CHUTE: A PROPER BUCKET (CEDAR) IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO. JUST PUT YOUR BACKSIDES INTO IT, AND MAKE THAT VOLUME GROW! SEND TEN THOUSAND TURDS A-TUMBLING, TUMBLING, TUMBLING, TEN THOUSAND TURDS A-TUMBLING, INTO CATFISH ROW.

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