Story Behind the Song
part 2 of the Llama girl series, based on the same joke as the first one.
Lyrics
Llama Girl pt.2 (a day on the farm)
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"Llama Girl...Part 2"
once there was a girl named Nargis,
she cam to me on my Llama farm and asked if I needed any help, so I gave her the job...
she came to me one night after the stalls, asking to get payed, I said "I will have to evaluate your work, the llama's have never been happier, I don't know your secret, however do you do it?"
she told me "that I can not give out..that kind of information is priceless, but maybe if you let me take home a Llama we can make a deal"
I thought for a minute, although it seemed kinda peculiar that smile on her face, I was thinking "there must be a secret, whatever it is I will find out"
one day I was walking to the barn and I noticed a Llama standing all by itself crying, so I walked up to it and I said "what's the matter with you",
this must be Nargis's day off because they are all running a muck, "whatever can I do for you?"..the Llama just looked at me and said.."there's nothing, she has magic, she's the Llama girl, I think she came from heaven, Cause I have never felt so good in my life, whatever can you do, yes, we want the Llama girl"
the Llama did not help, It really did not give me any information, infact it was talking gibberish, I never know what to make out of what a Llama says, infact I think I am crazy just because I hear Llama's talk
so...one day...Nargis returns....
so I hide up in the stalls to see what goes on, I look to my dismay to see her with the bucket..her hands reach out for my Llama, saying she's ready to milk it..I'm thinking "how do you milk a Llama?, I don't think you can" but I watch anyway...I see her strip, my eye's get wide, she mounts the Llama, I cover my eyes, I now see why the Llama is so happy..as she humps it dry, yes, Nargis the Llama girl...I think I am going to fire your ass"
"big finish"..... (distortion pedal on and fades out)
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