"Father Burt" genre: Hardcore Punk
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	Topical rant. It's more fun than you can throw a stickball at.
	CD: Horny As The Devil Credits: Music & Lyrics: Beelzebunny
	Story Behind the Song Oldheads being political erect. Lyrics When I woke up for work today I realized I was late I went outside I had a flat man this needs a break Down the street there is this bar I went to drink some breakfast The redeye took up all my quid I had to make it last And since I didn’t have a car or money for the phone I couldn’t even call the boss to tell him I’m stayin’ home The barkeep left the cash drawer open so I took out a loan When I woke up the second day the sun came down in stripes Got a roommate he’s called Burt I’m gonna be his wife I do what he says or else somebody will get hurt And he pounds out the license plates then feels me up my skirt Happiness where are you now you left me in the lurch When I get out I promise that I’ll always go to church Coz all I wanted to do was to drag my ass to work Father Burt reached up my skirt But all I ever wanted was to go to work We both got out the same day and promised to be good I went to church the next day saw the new priest in the ‘hood Much to my surprise I found his name was Father Burt He said ‘Son forgive me for reaching up your skirt’ I said ‘Father what was your crime?’ and he said ‘Playing with boys I taught them to swear sacred vows and gave them first communion I taught them of the beauty of the act of physical union’ Father Burt reached up my skirt But all I ever wanted was to go to work

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